Who may use this site?

You may use this site as long as you do whatever I say and never make me feel negative feelings. I don't know, maybe you can start by investing in Mosq Coins.
MOSQ COINS

You can buy as many Mosq Coins as you like. If something were to happen and you are not able to sell the coins anymore or it doesn't ever increase in value. You can get fucked because this TOS says you can't sue me. Also it's not a scam. Therefore, since I said it wasn't a scam, that means it's legally not a scam and if you call the MOSQ Coins or MOSQ CO™ Products a scam, that's defamation and we will sue you for $4,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Copyright & Trademark Policy

We would appreciate it if you do not infringe on our IP. This includes making any art, video game, movie, show, or book with people, bugs, or animals, or locations in it. Infringing on our company's IP would make me very sad. Which would violate the contract which means you have to pay us.

Privacy Policy

We are going to leak everything. Your debit card, address, your exes that you broke up with, EVERYTHING. However, we do ask kindly to not sue us or say mean things about us because that would violate the contract and I would be very very sad :( And part of the agreement is if I ever feel negative feelings, we sue you :)

Misuse of Service

If at anytime or any reason our ClankerGPT™ robot tells us you broke our rules in the contract, that would make me very sad. If this happens, you could be sued or even executed.

Legal

Legal, legal, law, the law, lawyers, lawsuit, felony, prosecution, federal, state, laws, rights, constitution, fines, copyright, trademark, infringement on the IP.