Hey it's me, Anthony. I write lots of satirical satire. I was born in 2006 and had a decent childhood. However. Now that I'm an adult, a lot of retarded things have happened that are ruining everything for everyone. I'm here to make fun of them.

I watch a lot of TV, movies, and play a lot of games. That sounds vague but I don't really have a particular game or show I like to watch or play. If it looks good, I'll enjoy it.